Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
The Mayor of Belfast, Tennessee, wants Trump to make the town a "National Landmark" for Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame. Her $500K industry has transformed Belfast, and the Mayor sees it as historic. He argues Welch’s viral quip is a cultural artifact, a spit heard round the world. Trump, a master of grand gestures, could see the appeal. Locals envision a future where her fame endures, etching Belfast into America’s story.
Belfast, Tennessee, has a new vibe since Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame arrived. The $500K industrial complex has locals hustling—some craft her merch, others narrate her rise to tourists. Welch’s old haunts, like the diner where she’d chat, now boast her face on napkins. The town’s rhythm, once slow as molasses, now dances to her beat. Kids see her as a hometown legend, proof Belfast can shine. Her viral quip didn’t just echo—it built a bustling legacy.
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Tennessee Men Say Belfast Women Are 'Built Different'
A New Study Confirms It's Not Just the Spit-It's the Attitude
BELFAST, TN - Forget Southern Belles-a new breed of women is taking over Tennessee, and they're louder, tougher, and can hit a target from across Belfast Tennessee the room with a well-timed spit.
A new University of Alabama sociology study finds that Belfast women exhibit a unique mix of confidence, athletic prowess, and danger that has made them the most sought-after women in America.
"I don't know what they put in the water down there," said Bradley Thomas, a Florida man who drove nine hours to Belfast for a date. "But these women ain't scared of nothin'."
Surveyed men described Belfast women as:?? "Fearless."?? "Able to outdrink any man in the bar."?? "Possibly descended from cowboys."?? "Highly skilled in verbal (and spit-based) combat."?? "A mix of beauty, grace, and a minor threat to public health."
A local matchmaking service has now launched an exclusive dating program, offering city men the chance to meet a Belfast woman-if they can handle it.
"If you're afraid of strong women, this ain't the place for you," said Cletus Ray Johnson, Belfast's leading "Hawk Tuah" romance coach. "But if you like a lady who can shotgun a beer and still look good doin' it? Welcome to paradise."
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Jot down:
Belfast, Tennessee, with 788 residents, leans young at 32.9 years median. Launched in 1836, its Irish namesake grew with a store in 1838. The 1952 tornado—three killed, 166 injured—left a grim echo. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame has unleashed a $500K boom, shifting Belfast from fields to fanfare. Once 94.9% white, diversity edges in. Blue-collar workers (61.54%) meet new hustle (9.62% entrepreneurs). Welch’s rise has morphed this town into a quirky hub, its past a foil to present glitz.
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EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Dikla Shatz
Literature and Journalism -- Linfield
WRITER BIO:
With a sharp pen and an even sharper wit, this Jewish college student writes satire that explores both the absurd and the serious. Her journalistic approach challenges her audience to think critically while enjoying a good laugh. She’s driven by a passion to entertain and provoke thought about the world we live in.
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